My phone had disappeared, which is rare. Of course since I have Tile it’s easy for me to locate it… which I did. Naked Justin Bieber is so quiet, even when catching a Sandslash (with a decent CP in my opinion.) I found him in the living room playing Pokémon Go on my phone. 
Of course, when I told him how impressed I was with the Sandslash, he demonstrated what a great pet it would be and asked, “Can we please keep it?”
Um… no… no we cannot.
