The weather is beautiful in Arizona during the winter. Naked Justin Bieber doesn’t need clothes to go climb a tree outside. He’s staying toasty and warm by the light of the … Christmas light strip around the tree he chose to climb. NJB perched up there for most of the evening to get a better view of the traffic and people wandering the streets of Phoenix. How do you like to spend your evenings?
Who doesn’t love Las Vegas? Well, I don’t know, maybe someone, but Naked Justin Bieber definitely appreciates a good time in the casino. He didn’t win big, but NJB had some fun at the slots earlier this summer when he went to the Star Trek Convention. Shortly after this photo was taken, NJB was found sleeping under the slot machine lamenting the loss of his pants. We didn’t think he cared about pants. Did we?
You’re never too old for a trip around the carousel. Naked Justin Bieber hopped on and took a spin. I’m not saying NJB is a wuss, but I’ve never seen someone so green and wobbly after a short stint on a merry-go-round. We’re not judging you, NJB, not much anyway.
With all of the Christmas shopping Naked Justin Bieber has to get done, he’s hitting all local shops around town to find the perfect item for each of his loved ones. Not sure how he’s getting them home since his mode of transportation is much larger than he is, but at least NJB is helping the environment by traveling via scooter. Just like the rest of us, he does what he can to help out!
Whatever hashtag you used, #michaelschallenge maybe, Naked Justin Bieber is a few months late to the game, but that’s okay. Here he is posing with poinsettias. Pretty as a picture, that’s our NJB taking selfies. You go you hipster with your Instagramming and your Snapchatting. We love it all!
Who doesn’t love chicken and waffles? We’re out having a pleasant brunch with friends and I turn around for one minute only to find my fork in the hands of one Naked Justin Bieber. I mean I get it. It’s a delicious brunchy treat, but NJB needs to keep his grubby hands to himself. Whatever happened to No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service eh?
Christmas shopping can be a real pain for Naked Justin Bieber. He’s been window shopping non-stop down at the Arizona Mills trying to find that perfect, one-of-a-kind gift for someone special. But, his naked little NJB tootsies got tired and sore. Unfortunately, he left his last two dollars in his “other” pants… womp womp womp…
Naked Justin Bieber is excited to share his first Christmas photo of 2018. December 1st brought the APS Electric Light Parade down the streets of Phoenix and NJB was there for his very first live parade! It was a great night seeing the lights and hanging out with friends.
Another Christmas day has come and gone and Naked Justin Bieber has a message for you about what you DO NOT need this year or in the years to follow…
“Negativity,” NJB says, “is what you don’t need in your life!”
You thought he was going to say Elf on the Shelf right? Naaahhh… There’s room for both of these fun guys in your life every year! Enjoy and delight in the happiness of family, friends, and the Spirit of Christmas!
Just remember, above all else, to have fun!
It’s almost New Years Eve, so there’s still time to get out there and get crazy, but you know, the safe kind of crazy… not Naked Justin Bieber crazy!
Also, Peeps? What kind of Easter/Christmas madness is this? Go away Peeps, you’re drunk!
Happy Christmas Eve from Naked Justin Bieber! Thank you for joining NJB again for his third year of Christmas fun! The year isn’t over yet! Don’t you worry… Naked Justin Bieber still has some fun photos of this holiday season to share with you. One day left! One day left!
Santa will be here any second! As always, NJB just wants one new pair of pants.
Who are we kidding? He’d never put them on anyway…