So I caught Naked Justin Bieber on my bed channeling his inner Olivia Newton-John today. I told him to get his naked tush off my vinyl. Kids today have no respect for the classics!
Ahhh! Time to relax. What’s better than a bubble bath and candlelight? If you’re Naked Justin Bieber, there’s really nothing better… nothing at all… not even pants. Never pants. When you’re Naked Justin Bieber, it’s always time for a bubble bath.
It’s raining today but I hear noises in front of the house. I head outside to find Naked Justin Bieber putting up a reminder for Santa to visit. I told him to come inside this instant! For crying out loud, it’s cold and raining and he doesn’t have an umbrella.
Santa knows when you’re sleeping, when you’re awake, and when you need pants! Naked Justin Bieber shares his wish list with Santa. Santa doesn’t really know what to do with Naked Justin Bieber so he avoids eye contact completely. Even Santa has his limits…
We went to the park today and Naked Justin Bieber decided to show off his amazing tree-climbing skills. Everyone at the park was impressed and we didn’t get any funny looks at all!
We have a beautiful new Christmas decoration and Naked Justin Bieber decided to help it find a home up on the shelf. He enjoys adding to the decor.
On my business trip to Atlanta this week, Naked Justin Bieber accompanied me and was sure to read up on all the airplane safety guidelines.
All I hear from the living room is Naked Justin Bieber telling his friend to stop building fires everywhere and that he doesn’t want to cuddle. “That’s not how you play MineCraft!”
We couldn’t stop this helpful guy! Naked Justin Bieber was quick to volunteer for the crucial job of placing our angel atop the Christmas tree this year!
Today, Naked Justin Bieber found some colorful friends and coerced them into taking him on a sleighride.