Naked Justin Bieber hopes you’re surviving the year. 2020 has been quite a change from what we’re used to. NJB was worried we wouldn’t be able to go out in public for many photos this year, and he’s right. On occasion we will find ourselves out in the world and we’re all sure to mask-up and be considerate of those around us!
For his first trick this year, NJB decided to just go lie outside on the pavement. It’s not Christmassy or exciting, but gosh darnit, people like him. We look forward to some fun holiday photos over the next few weeks.
If you have a 2020 suggestion for NJB – pop it in the comments. You never know what could happen!
Naked Justin Bieber was out strolling through the town when he came across these colorful Christmas balls. He knew that his NJB followers would love to see him enjoying the Christmas Spirit so here he is atop some lovely Christmas balls!
There is nothing quite like the perfect cup of hot cocoa to warm your Christmas Spirit! Naked Justin Bieber stopped in at Panera with a couple friends to try out their hot cocoa and he was not disappointed. Just look at those delicious marshmallows. We all know that NJB loves whipped cream! Happy Christmas Eve everyone! Enjoy your friends, family, and all the treats that come with the holiday!
MMMMmmmmm Avocado Egg Rolls are one of Naked Justin Bieber’s favorite treats. NJB was hanging out with a girlfriend last week for dinner where he noshed on one of his favorites. He’s a true gentleman and though you can’t see it here, he did put a napkin on his lap. He’s not a savage in a restaurant after all.
Thinking one day helping hold a wrench makes him a mechanic, Naked Justin Bieber has been hanging out at the local AutoZone taking notes. Sometimes he asks people if they need help. Tells them he’s a pro at wrench-holding. Generally they just look at him funny and walk away, but there was this one guy who needed an oil change and he sent NJB back to pick up some bottles of oil for him. The look on NJB’s face says it all…
Oh. My. Gosh! Naked Justin Bieber is super excited for Toy Story 4. He nearly jumped out of the car to rent the movie when he saw it available at Redbox. NJB loves the Pixar films, especially the shorts. His favorite is Day and Night. I bet that’s because they also don’t wear clothes.
Baby, it’s cold outside, but Naked Justin Bieber doesn’t seem to notice. Gotta pick up a few things at the grocery store, NJB? Guess that’ll have to wait til you cover up. Maybe NJB should start investing in that curbside pickup all the grocery stores have now. Either that, or he can just continue keeping the firewood warm.
Sometimes Christmas decorations can get confusing. Naked Justin Bieber sat on this Reindeer for at least two hours trying to convince it to take him to the North Pole. NJB is super eager to see Santa this year, but this little guy was very stubborn and refused to leave his happy little display. Poor NJB was so sad, but he left some reindeer snacks for the little guy anyway.
Christmastime is Naked Justin Bieber’s favorite time of year, obviously. He loves to get down and boogie to holiday music everywhere he hears it. He was dancing around the tree the other day when NJB noticed a good friend nearby. His friend’s name is Buddy and they hang out at the office together on occasion. Ever since the holiday decorations went up and the Christmas tunes started, the two of them can often be found dancing the day away together!
Taking Naked Justin Bieber out on the town for great photo ops requires a dependable vehicle. When the s̶l̶e̶i̶g̶h̶… car started making some weird noises, NJB took it to his favorite mechanic who was kind enough to let NJB under the hood to help with repairs. Now that the car is running better, he’s in the garage looking for the annual car-antlers to make traveling more festive!