With the Christmas season upon us, we are enjoying a new lawn ornament chosen by my daughter. This lovely light-up arctic fox was exactly what she wanted. Turns out it’s a bit too delicate for the outdoors, so we put it in the picture window inside. Didn’t take long before we found Naked Justin Bieber trying to persuade the new decoration to take him for a joyride around the house. Silly NJB, lawn ornaments aren’t for riding. Maybe he was trying to escape?
I headed into the garage to start hauling out the Christmas decorations so we could get started on the house and the tree this weekend, and look who I discovered had started without me. I guess he was impatient to begin the countdown.
I could have sworn he’d had clothes at the start of the 2016, but alas, our elf doesn’t sit on a shelf nor does he wear pants. Welcome to the Naked Justin Bieber Christmas of 2016. Wonder what antics we can expect from this mischievous dude during the month of December…
So, I realize that some people wait til the last minute to mail their gifts, and I get that. Everyone is busy after all, but when Naked Justin Bieber makes me take him to the post office on Christmas Eve and then proceeds to completely goof off while we are there… well, that’s just not alright with me. What a fiasco! Doesn’t he know that if he sits on the scale it’s going to cost more to ship these things?
Who’s excited about Christmas? Naked Justin Bieber, of course! I don’t know how he gets up there, but he keeps our Days ‘Till Christmas calendar moving along! Caught him in the act today. Just look at the excitement in his eyes. They’re screaming , “IT’S ALMOST CHRISTMAS!!!:”
Santa came to visit and Naked Justin Bieber took his place on Santa’s lap only to receive a list of a violations that Santa witnessed while he was watching Naked Justin Bieber while he was sleeping, awake, being bad, being good, and pouting… for goodness sake. I suppose we’ll see just how bad these infractions will affect his gifts when he’s opening them Christmas morning.
Would you look at who is peeking at the gifts under the tree? What kind of person tears open someone else’s present just to see what’s inside? How rude! Good thing I have protective eyes watching the action under there so we’ll know if anything goes missing. Shame on Naked Justin Bieber, the little stinker!
I could not believe my eyes. I’d spent all day making chocolate and vanilla Christmas truffles and this little troublemaker takes it upon himself to a heaping load of candy all for himself. Needless to say the guilt was written all over his face, hands, and… well, see for yourself! Naked Justin Bieber is a Christmas truffle thief!
Clone Marshal Commander Cody wishes that Naked Justin Bieber would stop giggling and repeating, “Aren’t you a little short for a Stormtrooper?”
Millennium Falcon courtesy of Hardcore Perler.