At the office today, Naked Justin Bieber was introduced to our newest employee. This is Bodie. Bodie is about 8 weeks old and is just getting to know everyone around here. NJB was insistent that he be introduced to our newest team member right away, but Bodie was not too sure about NJB and was very hesitant to get to know him. Eventually things settled down and the two friends decided to take a nap. It was a Christmas miracle… or something.
Time to take in our first Christmas movie of the season. Naked Justin Bieber went with a good friend for her birthday celebration at Alamo Drafthouse Tempe where NJB was super excited to meet one of his idols, Buddy the Elf! A great time was had by all. Buddy and NJB got along so well together, I think there are plans for a maple syrup and spaghetti party in their near future. Yeah, you read that right. Happy Holidays everyone!
Merry Christmas! #blessed
Nothing says holidays quite like a life size nutcracker. Naked Justin Bieber takes a moment to appreciate the work this nutcracker guard puts into his day job. He protects and serves the business office. NJB feels like this is a great representation of Christmas and wishes you all a happy, productive, yet relaxing Christmas Eve!
Mmmmmm! Sushi! Naked Justin Bieber checks out conveyor belt sushi for the very first time. He nommed like crazy on all the spicy tuna and jalapeño rolls. NJB shared his hot green tea with me and it was so warm and relaxing. Nothing like unlimited sushi to prepare your tummy for all the yummy Christmas food that’s just around the corner!
There’s nothing quite like Christmas carolers… or is there? What could be better at Christmastime? Caroling bears with Naked Justin Bieber of course! Whether NJB is belting out Jingle Bells or Deck the Halls, the important thing to note is that while NJB has no clothing, these bears are fully dressed. That’s how you know they don’t bite.
Did you get your flu shot this year? Poor Naked Justin Bieber. He caught the Christmas Plague. His nose is running faster than reindeer about to take flight. Poor NJB has the cough, the sniffles, the fever, and a nose redder than Rudolph. He’s going to take some meds, drink some hot tea, and sleep it off. Hope you’re all feeling well this holiday season! Wash those hands people! Soap is your friend!
Heading out to Vegas is always fun. Naked Justin Bieber took some time out on his Vegas vacation to do some wine tasting. You see NJB here with a lovely Pinot Grigio. After a few swigs of this he started belting out, “All the pinot, pinot grigio girls pour your heart out. Watch your blues turn gold…” We reminded him that he’s not Lady Gaga and to chill out. Secretly, we enjoyed the show, but hey, NJB, remember to keep it classy!
Mmmm, beer. Naked Justin Bieber has some favorite beers for sure, but one of his favorite breweries is The Beer Research Institute. He hangs out there whenever he has a chance and enjoys delicious libations such as Morning Sex or Pastry Pays the Bills. He got hold of a stack of B.R.I. stickers and has been sticking them up all over town. NJB thinks that because they are green, they must be a Christmas decoration. In fact, he might think they work like mistletoe the way he’s been pasting them up in spots just above his head and then standing there waiting. Silly NJB, that’s now how that works at all!
My oh my! There are only 11 days til Christmas! Don’t wait til the last minute. Naked Justin Bieber was confused and thought he only had a few days left. He was all set to cave in and just buy all his loved ones some gift cards. Thank goodness NJB thought to look at the calendar. Whew! Gift cards are always a last resort gift unless specifically asked for! Get out there and get shopping!