Well, maybe Naked Justin Bieber didn’t dine with the ACTUAL Neelix, but when cruising, it’s always fun to partake of the specially offered meals. NJB lovingly fondles his hot tea while waitinf for his pork & beans on the final night of the Star Trek Cruise. Ahh… *sip* the memories!
Naked Justin Bieber noticed that one of the bulbs was missing from the Christmas lights on the outside of the house, so he climbed up to make repairs. We were all surprised that he noticed the missing bulb. Remember the days when if one light went out they all went out? We thanked NJB for being so proactive in helping fix the missing bulb. Of course he just responded by saying, “I’m always DELIGHTED to help.”
It’s midnight at IHOP… do you know where your Naked Justin Bieber is?
Midnight pancakes are the best after all and just check out that Christmassy goodness they are advertising! NJB borrowed a friend’s Poke-catcher thing… oh, it’s a Pokémon GO Plus … yeah, that thing. It was buzzing all night. Can’t imagine how many Pikachu were captured, but I’m sure it was electrifyingly fun!
Even Naked Justin Bieber has his moments. Sometimes it’s good to sit back and reflect on your past… live in the present… and ponder the future. This is another fantastic photo from the Star Trek cruise earlier this year. NJB had just spent several hours dancing the night away with many of the cast members from DS9 and was downright exhausted. After a few minutes of rest, however, he was back at it out on the lido deck shaking his naked booty to the Cherry Poppin’ Daddies in front of the oversized Horga’hn statue… because when on Risa…
Did you get a drunk text last night? Naked Justin Bieber was out having a chardonnay… or three. He lost count and passed out before he could even post a photo, so here he is a day late and, as you can see, someone captured a moment of his intoxication. Yes, NJB was dancing on the bar with wine glass in hand, that little scamp.
Rumor has it, he texted Skipper, the Snow White action figure, and one of the Bratz dolls somewhere around 2am. Tsk tsk, NJB. You should know better than to drink and dial!
Naked Justin Bieber had the exciting opportunity to stop in to a local Sub Zero Ice Cream Shop! This isn’t just plain old ice cream… nope, this is science in the form of using liquid nitrogen to make ice cream while you wait and watch. It’s all kinds of fun and a great way for NJB to chill out this holiday season.
NJB had banana custard ice cream with peanut butter cups.
What flavor would you choose?