Naked Justin Bieber has always had a thing for Jennifer Beals. He took it a bit to the extreme today when he tried to re-enact her Flashdance water scene using my Keurig. I guess he didn’t realize that water was going to be hot. Ahh well, it’s not like he melted…
Santa came to visit and Naked Justin Bieber took his place on Santa’s lap only to receive a list of a violations that Santa witnessed while he was watching Naked Justin Bieber while he was sleeping, awake, being bad, being good, and pouting… for goodness sake. I suppose we’ll see just how bad these infractions will affect his gifts when he’s opening them Christmas morning.
Would you look at who is peeking at the gifts under the tree? What kind of person tears open someone else’s present just to see what’s inside? How rude! Good thing I have protective eyes watching the action under there so we’ll know if anything goes missing. Shame on Naked Justin Bieber, the little stinker!
I could not believe my eyes. I’d spent all day making chocolate and vanilla Christmas truffles and this little troublemaker takes it upon himself to a heaping load of candy all for himself. Needless to say the guilt was written all over his face, hands, and… well, see for yourself! Naked Justin Bieber is a Christmas truffle thief!
Clone Marshal Commander Cody wishes that Naked Justin Bieber would stop giggling and repeating, “Aren’t you a little short for a Stormtrooper?”
Millennium Falcon courtesy of Hardcore Perler.