Naked Justin Bieber noticed that one of the bulbs was missing from the Christmas lights on the outside of the house, so he climbed up to make repairs. We were all surprised that he noticed the missing bulb. Remember the days when if one light went out they all went out? We thanked NJB for being so proactive in helping fix the missing bulb. Of course he just responded by saying, “I’m always DELIGHTED to help.”
It’s midnight at IHOP… do you know where your Naked Justin Bieber is?
Midnight pancakes are the best after all and just check out that Christmassy goodness they are advertising! NJB borrowed a friend’s Poke-catcher thing… oh, it’s a Pokémon GO Plus … yeah, that thing. It was buzzing all night. Can’t imagine how many Pikachu were captured, but I’m sure it was electrifyingly fun!
Even Naked Justin Bieber has his moments. Sometimes it’s good to sit back and reflect on your past… live in the present… and ponder the future. This is another fantastic photo from the Star Trek cruise earlier this year. NJB had just spent several hours dancing the night away with many of the cast members from DS9 and was downright exhausted. After a few minutes of rest, however, he was back at it out on the lido deck shaking his naked booty to the Cherry Poppin’ Daddies in front of the oversized Horga’hn statue… because when on Risa…
Naked Justin Bieber had the exciting opportunity to stop in to a local Sub Zero Ice Cream Shop! This isn’t just plain old ice cream… nope, this is science in the form of using liquid nitrogen to make ice cream while you wait and watch. It’s all kinds of fun and a great way for NJB to chill out this holiday season.
NJB had banana custard ice cream with peanut butter cups.
What flavor would you choose?
With recent news events, Naked Justin Bieber wants to reassure you that he’s fine and that any photos released by that vindictive Instagram hacker were not related in any way to him. In fact, NJB is here for you. He wants you to let him know your concerns, worries, fears, and also what makes you happy.
“Gosh! Golly! Gee!” he says, “Nobody should have to go through what my predecessor and his ex-girlfriend are going though. I feel totes like they’ve both been seriously violated and I’m not OK with it.”
When we were in the initial planning stages of our vacation, the one thing Naked Justin Bieber was most excited about was the chance to meet the most beautiful woman of Deep Space Nine. His fascination and love of Leeta had been prominent in every planning discussion, and when he saw that Chase Masterson would be a guest on the cruise, NJB was beyond elated. The chance to meet his favorite Dabo girl, wife of Rom, and alternate identity of such and amazing and kind philanthropist was first and foremost in his mind. You can see him here waiting for her arrival in her own titular lounge with stage and appropriately set mood lighting. Leeta was very gracious and welcoming of all her fans and friends and stopped to pose for a picture with NJB. I don’t think he’s washed his face since.
On Day 3 of the Star Trek Cruise, the notorious (and awesome) Q held a masquerade ball. Naked Justin Bieber simply could not come up with a costume, however he did don a mask for the occasion. Sadly, he forgot to include eye holes and struggled a bit with getting around the ship. We found NJB in the Stardust Theater waiting to enjoy the “Crews Feud” game show. He may have been sleeping, but we’ll never actually know, will we?