Another Christmas day has come and gone and Naked Justin Bieber has a message for you about what you DO NOT need this year or in the years to follow…
“Negativity,” NJB says, “is what you don’t need in your life!”
You thought he was going to say Elf on the Shelf right? Naaahhh… There’s room for both of these fun guys in your life every year! Enjoy and delight in the happiness of family, friends, and the Spirit of Christmas!
Just remember, above all else, to have fun!
It’s almost New Years Eve, so there’s still time to get out there and get crazy, but you know, the safe kind of crazy… not Naked Justin Bieber crazy!
Also, Peeps? What kind of Easter/Christmas madness is this? Go away Peeps, you’re drunk!
Happy Christmas Eve from Naked Justin Bieber! Thank you for joining NJB again for his third year of Christmas fun! The year isn’t over yet! Don’t you worry… Naked Justin Bieber still has some fun photos of this holiday season to share with you. One day left! One day left!
Santa will be here any second! As always, NJB just wants one new pair of pants.
Who are we kidding? He’d never put them on anyway…
What better Christmas movie is there? Not one with a leg lamp, let me tell you! Naked Justin Bieber took in a holiday movie and had a beer and some popcorn at the local Alamo Drafthouse. The movie party included glasses, ears, and some Lifebouy soap – which you know NJB will likely have his dirty mouth washed out with later. Neutrogena is much more palatable, but we won’t go into details as to why we know this is true.
Every year, Naked Justin Bieber likes to take a journey to the Tempe Marketplace to see the giant tree. This year, as you can see, he got a bit carried away! “Get me closer to the balls!” he kept insisting. Who am I to ruin someone’s Christmas spirit! You can be one with the balls, NJB… be one with the balls…
Well, maybe Naked Justin Bieber didn’t dine with the ACTUAL Neelix, but when cruising, it’s always fun to partake of the specially offered meals. NJB lovingly fondles his hot tea while waitinf for his pork & beans on the final night of the Star Trek Cruise. Ahh… *sip* the memories!
Naked Justin Bieber noticed that one of the bulbs was missing from the Christmas lights on the outside of the house, so he climbed up to make repairs. We were all surprised that he noticed the missing bulb. Remember the days when if one light went out they all went out? We thanked NJB for being so proactive in helping fix the missing bulb. Of course he just responded by saying, “I’m always DELIGHTED to help.”
It’s midnight at IHOP… do you know where your Naked Justin Bieber is?
Midnight pancakes are the best after all and just check out that Christmassy goodness they are advertising! NJB borrowed a friend’s Poke-catcher thing… oh, it’s a Pokémon GO Plus … yeah, that thing. It was buzzing all night. Can’t imagine how many Pikachu were captured, but I’m sure it was electrifyingly fun!
Even Naked Justin Bieber has his moments. Sometimes it’s good to sit back and reflect on your past… live in the present… and ponder the future. This is another fantastic photo from the Star Trek cruise earlier this year. NJB had just spent several hours dancing the night away with many of the cast members from DS9 and was downright exhausted. After a few minutes of rest, however, he was back at it out on the lido deck shaking his naked booty to the Cherry Poppin’ Daddies in front of the oversized Horga’hn statue… because when on Risa…
It seems that when it comes to the Star Wars Universe, Naked Justin Bieber always comes up a little short. A stormtrooper NJB is not. Jyn doesn’t seem to mind, but it’s hard to tell for sure… she’s so stoic after all.
Naked Justin Bieber takes looks back to January of 2016 when he joined many of the cast of Star Trek on a cruise to the Bahamas. The turbolifts were part of the amazing decor included on board. NJB is checking out one of the elevators… Uh I mean turbolifts in this fun photo from aboard the ship.