Naked Justin Bieber Tries to Catch a Kitty Cat

It’s no wonder Naked Justin Bieber doesn’t have any pets to call his own. Here we see our clothesless boy trying to set a cat trap. Seriously, NJB, while cats do like enclosed spaces, the chance of luring them into a trap with those particular treats may not be your best bet. Although, I’m sure there is always the exception. Also, what would you do with her once you caught her? Well, as with most cats, she’s undecided… in or out, cat? Make your move!

Naked Justin Bieber Eats a Delicious Mitten

In Arizona all of the Paradise Bakeries have been renamed to Panera Bread just like they’ve always been in California. Today we decided to grab some brunch, but afterward, who could possibly resist a delicious frosted sugar cookie with some hot cocoa. Well, I know one person who could not resist… Naked Justin Bieber had to omnomnom a tasty mitten shaped and frosted cookie… Oh, hey there, NJB, you have a little schmutz right there on your cheek.


Naked Justin Bieber Climbs a Dragon

When the front yard is so festive that it even has a dragon living there, you just know Naked Justin Bieber cannot resist the temptation of heading outside for some dragon cuddles. I mean, can you blame him? Found NJB perched atop our new dragon friend, Elliott (of course) going on and on about how the kids won’t share their advent calendar chocolates. Elliott just laughed and laughed and didn’t share his candy cane.

Naked Justin Bieber Counts the Days With Chocolate

Up to his old shenanigans, Naked Justin Bieber has been caught again trying to steal chocolates, but this time it’s from the kids’ advent calendars! Shame on you, NJB! Stealing candy from children. Tsk tsk and all that! 

Naked Justin Bieber Gets the Mail

I get that Naked Justin Bieber is totes excited about Christmas, but today I found him hiding out IN THE MAILBOX outside opening my first Christmas card received this year. Seriously, NJB, have some patience.  Nothing like opening your mailbox and finding this inside, let me tell ya!

Giddyup Naked Justin Bieber

It was a cool and breezy night when Naked Justin Bieber decided to trek throughout the house. I don’t know why it’s breezy in the house. Stop asking questions… So he mounted the first possible vehicle he could find. NJB would like to introduce you to Petri, the Puggle. Petri was calm and collected as she fled this way and that at NJB’s confusing commands, but eventually the two came to terms with their journey and ended it on a note of happiness while sharing a cup of coffee and some delicious homemade eggnog biscotti. It was a very good journey indeed. NJB and Petri

Naked Justin Bieber *IS* the Christmas Tree

It’s been a busy busy season already. As such, we haven’t yet put up our Christmas lights yet. We’re getting there. Naked Justin Bieber, however, is impatient. I found him today not putting up the tree, but in fact, being the tree. Standing in the center of the tree skirt, NJB has adorned himself with ornaments. I get the hint dude, I get it… soon… soon there will be a tree. NJB is the tree

Naked Justin Bieber Enjoys the Fountain

What’s more exhilarating than taking a dip in a beautiful fountain? Well, doing it at Christmastime while naked in public, obviously. Just ask Naked Justin Bieber. Here he’s seen enjoying a relaxing evening under one of the lovely Christmas Trees at Dana Park . The fountain, the trees, the crisp (Arizona) winter air…. the combination lends itself to the beautiful backdrop for a quick breather beneath the stars. Savor the moment with NJB, won’t you?

NJB in a Fountain

Naked Justin Bieber Has a Run-in with JOHN CENA!!!!!!!!!!

Wait… wait wait wait… Naked Justin Bieber, did you hi-jack my phone? Seriously, you so did NOT get a selfie with John Cena. Nobody believes you, NJB. I think it’s photo-shopped.

Did you get an autograph? Do not use my phone again without my permission. NJB and JOHN CENA!!!!!!!!