My phone had disappeared, which is rare. Of course since I have Tile it’s easy for me to locate it… which I did. Naked Justin Bieber is so quiet, even when catching a Sandslash (with a decent CP in my opinion.) I found him in the living room playing Pokémon Go on my phone.
Of course, when I told him how impressed I was with the Sandslash, he demonstrated what a great pet it would be and asked, “Can we please keep it?”
Um… no… no we cannot.
It’s no wonder Naked Justin Bieber doesn’t have any pets to call his own. Here we see our clothesless boy trying to set a cat trap. Seriously, NJB, while cats do like enclosed spaces, the chance of luring them into a trap with those particular treats may not be your best bet. Although, I’m sure there is always the exception. Also, what would you do with her once you caught her? Well, as with most cats, she’s undecided… in or out, cat? Make your move!
In Arizona all of the Paradise Bakeries have been renamed to Panera Bread just like they’ve always been in California. Today we decided to grab some brunch, but afterward, who could possibly resist a delicious frosted sugar cookie with some hot cocoa. Well, I know one person who could not resist… Naked Justin Bieber had to omnomnom a tasty mitten shaped and frosted cookie… Oh, hey there, NJB, you have a little schmutz right there on your cheek.
Along with my co-workers, I was invited to a private screening of the new Rogue One movie. Of course Naked Justin Bieber had to tag along. So just know that if you haven’t been out to the theater yet to catch this ZOMGOSHTHISISSOAMAZING of a movie, NJB beat you to it. Is that really how to you want live?
When the front yard is so festive that it even has a dragon living there, you just know Naked Justin Bieber cannot resist the temptation of heading outside for some dragon cuddles. I mean, can you blame him? Found NJB perched atop our new dragon friend, Elliott (of course) going on and on about how the kids won’t share their advent calendar chocolates. Elliott just laughed and laughed and didn’t share his candy cane.
Up to his old shenanigans, Naked Justin Bieber has been caught again trying to steal chocolates, but this time it’s from the kids’ advent calendars! Shame on you, NJB! Stealing candy from children. Tsk tsk and all that!
I get that Naked Justin Bieber is totes excited about Christmas, but today I found him hiding out IN THE MAILBOX outside opening my first Christmas card received this year. Seriously, NJB, have some patience. Nothing like opening your mailbox and finding this inside, let me tell ya!
It was a cool and breezy night when Naked Justin Bieber decided to trek throughout the house. I don’t know why it’s breezy in the house. Stop asking questions… So he mounted the first possible vehicle he could find. NJB would like to introduce you to Petri, the Puggle. Petri was calm and collected as she fled this way and that at NJB’s confusing commands, but eventually the two came to terms with their journey and ended it on a note of happiness while sharing a cup of coffee and some delicious homemade eggnog biscotti. It was a very good journey indeed.
After giving me slack yesterday for not having the tree up, Naked Justin Bieber is now ecstatically sitting among the branches of our newly assembled tree. We’re still a little behind on decorating, but as you can see, NJB is on the ball…
It’s been a busy busy season already. As such, we haven’t yet put up our Christmas lights yet. We’re getting there. Naked Justin Bieber, however, is impatient. I found him today not putting up the tree, but in fact, being the tree. Standing in the center of the tree skirt, NJB has adorned himself with ornaments. I get the hint dude, I get it… soon… soon there will be a tree.