He's not an Elf on the Shelf
What better Christmas movie is there? Not one with a leg lamp, let me tell you! Naked Justin Bieber took in a holiday movie and had a beer and some popcorn at the local Alamo Drafthouse. The movie party included glasses, ears, and some Lifebouy soap – which you know NJB will likely have his dirty mouth washed out with later. Neutrogena is much more palatable, but we won’t go into details as to why we know this is true.
Every year, Naked Justin Bieber likes to take a journey to the Tempe Marketplace to see the giant tree. This year, as you can see, he got a bit carried away! “Get me closer to the balls!” he kept insisting. Who am I to ruin someone’s Christmas spirit! You can be one with the balls, NJB… be one with the balls…
Well, maybe Naked Justin Bieber didn’t dine with the ACTUAL Neelix, but when cruising, it’s always fun to partake of the specially offered meals. NJB lovingly fondles his hot tea while waitinf for his pork & beans on the final night of the Star Trek Cruise. Ahh… *sip* the memories!
Naked Justin Bieber noticed that one of the bulbs was missing from the Christmas lights on the outside of the house, so he climbed up to make repairs. We were all surprised that he noticed the missing bulb. Remember the days when if one light went out they all went out? We thanked NJB for being so proactive in helping fix the missing bulb. Of course he just responded by saying, “I’m always DELIGHTED to help.”
It’s midnight at IHOP… do you know where your Naked Justin Bieber is?
Midnight pancakes are the best after all and just check out that Christmassy goodness they are advertising! NJB borrowed a friend’s Poke-catcher thing… oh, it’s a Pokémon GO Plus … yeah, that thing. It was buzzing all night. Can’t imagine how many Pikachu were captured, but I’m sure it was electrifyingly fun!
Here’s the mail it never fails it makes me want to wag my tail… oh wait, that’s Steve’s song, not Naked Justin Bieber’s! Getting Christmas all confused with Blues Clues – well, NJB isn’t at least. He’s ready to receive cards, gifts, letters… pants maybe?
Even Naked Justin Bieber has his moments. Sometimes it’s good to sit back and reflect on your past… live in the present… and ponder the future. This is another fantastic photo from the Star Trek cruise earlier this year. NJB had just spent several hours dancing the night away with many of the cast members from DS9 and was downright exhausted. After a few minutes of rest, however, he was back at it out on the lido deck shaking his naked booty to the Cherry Poppin’ Daddies in front of the oversized Horga’hn statue… because when on Risa…
It seems that when it comes to the Star Wars Universe, Naked Justin Bieber always comes up a little short. A stormtrooper NJB is not. Jyn doesn’t seem to mind, but it’s hard to tell for sure… she’s so stoic after all.
Did you get a drunk text last night? Naked Justin Bieber was out having a chardonnay… or three. He lost count and passed out before he could even post a photo, so here he is a day late and, as you can see, someone captured a moment of his intoxication. Yes, NJB was dancing on the bar with wine glass in hand, that little scamp.
Rumor has it, he texted Skipper, the Snow White action figure, and one of the Bratz dolls somewhere around 2am. Tsk tsk, NJB. You should know better than to drink and dial!
Naked Justin Bieber takes looks back to January of 2016 when he joined many of the cast of Star Trek on a cruise to the Bahamas. The turbolifts were part of the amazing decor included on board. NJB is checking out one of the elevators… Uh I mean turbolifts in this fun photo from aboard the ship.
