He's not an Elf on the Shelf
Looking for a large plot of land at the North Pole? Naked Justin Bieber is waiting to take your call and sell you whatever you’re looking for. It’s Christmastime after all and NJB needs the money. Seasonal work can be fun and profitable.
It’s the holiday season and it’s cold outside. What better way to warm up than to share a nice hot cup of coffee or hot cocoa with Naked Justin Bieber? He got hold of some festive chalk and a board and well, NJB takes pride in his art. See that snowman? Just look at it. Are you looking at it? It makes you want coffee. Drink the coffee. BE JOLLY! We’re halfway through the month and it’s time to really start the festivities! Coffee and cocoa for everyone!
The weather is beautiful in Arizona during the winter. Naked Justin Bieber doesn’t need clothes to go climb a tree outside. He’s staying toasty and warm by the light of the … Christmas light strip around the tree he chose to climb. NJB perched up there for most of the evening to get a better view of the traffic and people wandering the streets of Phoenix. How do you like to spend your evenings?
Who doesn’t love Las Vegas? Well, I don’t know, maybe someone, but Naked Justin Bieber definitely appreciates a good time in the casino. He didn’t win big, but NJB had some fun at the slots earlier this summer when he went to the Star Trek Convention. Shortly after this photo was taken, NJB was found sleeping under the slot machine lamenting the loss of his pants. We didn’t think he cared about pants. Did we?
You’re never too old for a trip around the carousel. Naked Justin Bieber hopped on and took a spin. I’m not saying NJB is a wuss, but I’ve never seen someone so green and wobbly after a short stint on a merry-go-round. We’re not judging you, NJB, not much anyway.
With all of the Christmas shopping Naked Justin Bieber has to get done, he’s hitting all local shops around town to find the perfect item for each of his loved ones. Not sure how he’s getting them home since his mode of transportation is much larger than he is, but at least NJB is helping the environment by traveling via scooter. Just like the rest of us, he does what he can to help out!
Whatever hashtag you used, #michaelschallenge maybe, Naked Justin Bieber is a few months late to the game, but that’s okay. Here he is posing with poinsettias. Pretty as a picture, that’s our NJB taking selfies. You go you hipster with your Instagramming and your Snapchatting. We love it all!
Who doesn’t love chicken and waffles? We’re out having a pleasant brunch with friends and I turn around for one minute only to find my fork in the hands of one Naked Justin Bieber. I mean I get it. It’s a delicious brunchy treat, but NJB needs to keep his grubby hands to himself. Whatever happened to No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service eh?
Christmas shopping can be a real pain for Naked Justin Bieber. He’s been window shopping non-stop down at the Arizona Mills trying to find that perfect, one-of-a-kind gift for someone special. But, his naked little NJB tootsies got tired and sore. Unfortunately, he left his last two dollars in his “other” pants… womp womp womp…
Naked Justin Bieber is excited to share his first Christmas photo of 2018. December 1st brought the APS Electric Light Parade down the streets of Phoenix and NJB was there for his very first live parade! It was a great night seeing the lights and hanging out with friends.
