There is nothing quite like the perfect cup of hot cocoa to warm your Christmas Spirit! Naked Justin Bieber stopped in at Panera with a couple friends to try out their hot cocoa and he was not disappointed. Just look at those delicious marshmallows. We all know that NJB loves whipped cream! Happy Christmas Eve everyone! Enjoy your friends, family, and all the treats that come with the holiday!
MMMMmmmmm Avocado Egg Rolls are one of Naked Justin Bieber’s favorite treats. NJB was hanging out with a girlfriend last week for dinner where he noshed on one of his favorites. He’s a true gentleman and though you can’t see it here, he did put a napkin on his lap. He’s not a savage in a restaurant after all.
Thinking one day helping hold a wrench makes him a mechanic, Naked Justin Bieber has been hanging out at the local AutoZone taking notes. Sometimes he asks people if they need help. Tells them he’s a pro at wrench-holding. Generally they just look at him funny and walk away, but there was this one guy who needed an oil change and he sent NJB back to pick up some bottles of oil for him. The look on NJB’s face says it all…
Oh. My. Gosh! Naked Justin Bieber is super excited for Toy Story 4. He nearly jumped out of the car to rent the movie when he saw it available at Redbox. NJB loves the Pixar films, especially the shorts. His favorite is Day and Night. I bet that’s because they also don’t wear clothes.
Baby, it’s cold outside, but Naked Justin Bieber doesn’t seem to notice. Gotta pick up a few things at the grocery store, NJB? Guess that’ll have to wait til you cover up. Maybe NJB should start investing in that curbside pickup all the grocery stores have now. Either that, or he can just continue keeping the firewood warm.
Taking Naked Justin Bieber out on the town for great photo ops requires a dependable vehicle. When the s̶l̶e̶i̶g̶h̶… car started making some weird noises, NJB took it to his favorite mechanic who was kind enough to let NJB under the hood to help with repairs. Now that the car is running better, he’s in the garage looking for the annual car-antlers to make traveling more festive!
Naked Justin Bieber hit the Dum Dum motherload and you can see he’s overjoyed. NJB loves discount candy day and friends who give him candy. He also loves eating candy and sitting around in bowls of candy.
And also Roasted Turkey Pringles?
At the office today, Naked Justin Bieber was introduced to our newest employee. This is Bodie. Bodie is about 8 weeks old and is just getting to know everyone around here. NJB was insistent that he be introduced to our newest team member right away, but Bodie was not too sure about NJB and was very hesitant to get to know him. Eventually things settled down and the two friends decided to take a nap. It was a Christmas miracle… or something.
Time to take in our first Christmas movie of the season. Naked Justin Bieber went with a good friend for her birthday celebration at Alamo Drafthouse Tempe where NJB was super excited to meet one of his idols, Buddy the Elf! A great time was had by all. Buddy and NJB got along so well together, I think there are plans for a maple syrup and spaghetti party in their near future. Yeah, you read that right. Happy Holidays everyone!
Another Christmas day has come and gone and Naked Justin Bieber has a message for you about what you DO NOT need this year or in the years to follow…
“Negativity,” NJB says, “is what you don’t need in your life!”
You thought he was going to say Elf on the Shelf right? Naaahhh… There’s room for both of these fun guys in your life every year! Enjoy and delight in the happiness of family, friends, and the Spirit of Christmas!
Just remember, above all else, to have fun!
It’s almost New Years Eve, so there’s still time to get out there and get crazy, but you know, the safe kind of crazy… not Naked Justin Bieber crazy!
Also, Peeps? What kind of Easter/Christmas madness is this? Go away Peeps, you’re drunk!