Naked Justin Bieber wants to be a Gryffindor

What do you do when a dementor tries to steal your coffee? You point your wand and shout “Espresso Patronum!” obviously! Naked Justin Bieber saw this sign at the local Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf and it prompted his sudden and inevitable desire to enroll at Hogwarts. Having no knowledge of the location of the famous school of witchcraft and wizardry, NJB wandered around the mall until he saw what appeared to be many Hogwarts students through the window at Hot Topic. He leapt into the pack begging them to tell him how to enroll, but they were all very stuffy and ignored him completely. Poor NJB. He’ll have to find another way to get into Hogwarts.

Naked Justin Bieber Tries to Take on John Cena – and Fails…

 

Naked Justin Bieber was super excited to find John Cena under the Christmas tree! He found him in plastic packaging and urgently wanted to release him from his bonds. It’s Christmas after all and John Cena should not be trapped in plastic! Of course, upon being released from his packaging, John Cena began screaming his own name. While this confused and bewildered NJB, he still wanted to help.
As you can see, John Cena’s action figure wasn’t having any of this and he took NJB down with a clothesline move. That’ll teach Naked Justin Bieber to leave well enough alone. Merry Christmas, Everyone!

Hi, John Cena! I will rescue you!
JOHNNNNN!! CEENNNAAAAA!!!

 

 

 

Clothesline!!

Naked Justin Bieber Plays Pokémon Go

My phone had disappeared, which is rare.  Of course since I have Tile it’s easy for me to locate it… which I did. Naked Justin Bieber is so quiet, even when catching a Sandslash (with a decent CP in my opinion.) I found him in the living room playing Pokémon Go on my phone. 

Of course, when I told him how impressed I was with the Sandslash, he demonstrated what a great pet it would be and asked, “Can we please keep it?”

Um… no… no we cannot.

 

Naked Justin Bieber Tries to Catch a Kitty Cat

It’s no wonder Naked Justin Bieber doesn’t have any pets to call his own. Here we see our clothesless boy trying to set a cat trap. Seriously, NJB, while cats do like enclosed spaces, the chance of luring them into a trap with those particular treats may not be your best bet. Although, I’m sure there is always the exception. Also, what would you do with her once you caught her? Well, as with most cats, she’s undecided… in or out, cat? Make your move!

Naked Justin Bieber Eats a Delicious Mitten

In Arizona all of the Paradise Bakeries have been renamed to Panera Bread just like they’ve always been in California. Today we decided to grab some brunch, but afterward, who could possibly resist a delicious frosted sugar cookie with some hot cocoa. Well, I know one person who could not resist… Naked Justin Bieber had to omnomnom a tasty mitten shaped and frosted cookie… Oh, hey there, NJB, you have a little schmutz right there on your cheek.

 

Naked Justin Bieber Saw Rogue One Already – Have You?

Along with my co-workers, I was invited to a private screening of the new Rogue One movie. Of course Naked Justin Bieber had to tag along. So just know that if you haven’t been out to the theater yet to catch this ZOMGOSHTHISISSOAMAZING of a movie, NJB beat you to it. Is that really how to you want live?

 

Naked Justin Bieber Climbs a Dragon

When the front yard is so festive that it even has a dragon living there, you just know Naked Justin Bieber cannot resist the temptation of heading outside for some dragon cuddles. I mean, can you blame him? Found NJB perched atop our new dragon friend, Elliott (of course) going on and on about how the kids won’t share their advent calendar chocolates. Elliott just laughed and laughed and didn’t share his candy cane.

Naked Justin Bieber Counts the Days With Chocolate

Up to his old shenanigans, Naked Justin Bieber has been caught again trying to steal chocolates, but this time it’s from the kids’ advent calendars! Shame on you, NJB! Stealing candy from children. Tsk tsk and all that! 

Naked Justin Bieber Gets the Mail

I get that Naked Justin Bieber is totes excited about Christmas, but today I found him hiding out IN THE MAILBOX outside opening my first Christmas card received this year. Seriously, NJB, have some patience.  Nothing like opening your mailbox and finding this inside, let me tell ya!

Giddyup Naked Justin Bieber

It was a cool and breezy night when Naked Justin Bieber decided to trek throughout the house. I don’t know why it’s breezy in the house. Stop asking questions… So he mounted the first possible vehicle he could find. NJB would like to introduce you to Petri, the Puggle. Petri was calm and collected as she fled this way and that at NJB’s confusing commands, but eventually the two came to terms with their journey and ended it on a note of happiness while sharing a cup of coffee and some delicious homemade eggnog biscotti. It was a very good journey indeed. NJB and Petri