Naked Justin Bieber shows you Things you don’t Need

Another Christmas day has come and gone and Naked Justin Bieber has a message for you about what you DO NOT need this year or in the years to follow…
“Negativity,” NJB says, “is what you don’t need in your life!”
You thought he was going to say Elf on the Shelf right? Naaahhh… There’s room for both of these fun guys in your life every year! Enjoy and delight in the happiness of family, friends, and the Spirit of Christmas!
Just remember, above all else, to have fun!

It’s almost New Years Eve, so there’s still time to get out there and get crazy, but you  know, the safe kind of crazy… not Naked Justin Bieber crazy!
Also, Peeps? What kind of Easter/Christmas madness is this? Go away Peeps, you’re drunk!

Merry Christmas!

Naked Justin Bieber is Nuts about Christmas Eve

Awwww Nuts!!!
Happy Christmas Eve from Naked Justin Bieber! Thank you for joining NJB again for his third year of Christmas fun! The year isn’t over yet! Don’t you worry… Naked Justin Bieber still has some fun photos of this holiday season to share with you. One day left! One day left!

Santa will be here any second! As always, NJB just wants one new pair of pants.
Who are we kidding? He’d never put them on anyway…

Naked Justin Bieber Sees A Christmas Story

What better Christmas movie is there? Not one with a leg lamp, let me tell you! Naked Justin Bieber took in a holiday movie and had a beer and some popcorn at the local Alamo Drafthouse. The movie party included glasses, ears, and some Lifebouy soap – which you know NJB will likely have his dirty mouth washed out with later. Neutrogena is much more palatable, but we won’t go into details as to why we know this is true.

Deck the Balls with Naked Justin Bieber

Every year, Naked Justin Bieber likes to take a journey to the Tempe Marketplace to see the giant tree. This year, as you can see, he got a bit carried away! “Get me closer to the balls!” he kept insisting. Who am I to ruin someone’s Christmas spirit! You can be one with the balls, NJB… be one with the balls…

Naked Justin Bieber is Delightfully Helpful

Naked Justin Bieber noticed that one of the bulbs was missing from the Christmas lights on the outside of the house, so he climbed up to make repairs. We were all surprised that he noticed the missing bulb. Remember the days when if one light went out they all went out? We thanked NJB for being so proactive in helping fix the missing bulb. Of course he just responded by saying, “I’m always DELIGHTED to help.”

Naked Justin Bieber Catching Pokémon and Eating Pancakes

It’s midnight at IHOP… do you know where your Naked Justin Bieber is?
Midnight pancakes are the best after all and just check out that Christmassy goodness they are advertising! NJB borrowed a friend’s Poke-catcher thing… oh, it’s a Pokémon GO Plus … yeah, that thing. It was buzzing all night. Can’t imagine how many Pikachu were captured, but I’m sure it was electrifyingly fun!

Naked Justin Bieber Mail Call

Here’s the mail it never fails it makes me want to wag my tail… oh wait, that’s Steve’s song, not Naked Justin Bieber’s! Getting Christmas all confused with Blues Clues – well, NJB isn’t at least. He’s ready to receive cards, gifts, letters… pants maybe?

Naked Justin Bieber Takes a Minute

Even Naked Justin Bieber has his moments. Sometimes it’s good to sit back and reflect on your past… live in the present… and ponder the future. This is another fantastic photo from the Star Trek cruise earlier this year. NJB had just spent several hours dancing the night away with many of the cast members from DS9 and was downright exhausted. After a few minutes of rest, however, he was back at it out on the lido deck shaking his naked booty to the Cherry Poppin’ Daddies in front of the oversized Horga’hn statue… because when on Risa…

Naked Justin Bieber Tries His Moves on Jyn Erso

It seems that when it comes to the Star Wars Universe, Naked Justin Bieber always comes up a little short. A stormtrooper NJB is not. Jyn doesn’t seem to mind, but it’s hard to tell for sure… she’s so stoic after all.

Naked Justin Bieber Gets Lit

Did you get a drunk text last night? Naked Justin Bieber was out having a chardonnay… or three. He lost count and passed out before he could even post a photo, so here he is a day late and, as you can see, someone captured a moment of his intoxication. Yes, NJB was dancing on the bar with wine glass in hand, that little scamp.

Rumor has it, he texted Skipper, the Snow White action figure, and one of the Bratz dolls somewhere around 2am. Tsk tsk, NJB. You should know better than to drink and dial!