Naked Justin Bieber takes looks back to January of 2016 when he joined many of the cast of Star Trek on a cruise to the Bahamas. The turbolifts were part of the amazing decor included on board. NJB is checking out one of the elevators… Uh I mean turbolifts in this fun photo from aboard the ship.
No shame in doing your holiday shopping where most things are 99 cents according to Naked Justin Bieber. You’ll find him poppin’ tags wherever the Christmas Spirit takes him. He’s not scared to really get caught up in his holiday shopping either. Hope you’re having a ball this Christmas, you know NJB certainly is…
Our first stop on our amazing vacation with Naked Justin Bieber was Miami, Florida. We met up with some friends, had some coffee, and took in the local sites. This particular claw machine was located at The Alchemist, a restaurant in Wilton Manors, Florida. NJB insisted that he could “catch em’ all” and I’m pretty sure all he “caught” was a sore wrist.
It’s a brand new year! Happy 2017 from Naked Justin Bieber! He has a fun year planned for you ahead, but wants you to know that he’s been sorting through all the photos he posed for while on the vacation of a lifetime. Over the next few weeks, you’ll see some of the fantastic places NJB visited and get to meet a few friends he made along the way. Here’s NJB watching out the window of a Boeing 737 waiting for take-off. Miami, Florida didn’t know what they were in for!
What do you do when a dementor tries to steal your coffee? You point your wand and shout “Espresso Patronum!” obviously! Naked Justin Bieber saw this sign at the local Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf and it prompted his sudden and inevitable desire to enroll at Hogwarts. Having no knowledge of the location of the famous school of witchcraft and wizardry, NJB wandered around the mall until he saw what appeared to be many Hogwarts students through the window at Hot Topic. He leapt into the pack begging them to tell him how to enroll, but they were all very stuffy and ignored him completely. Poor NJB. He’ll have to find another way to get into Hogwarts.
Naked Justin Bieber was super excited to find John Cena under the Christmas tree! He found him in plastic packaging and urgently wanted to release him from his bonds. It’s Christmas after all and John Cena should not be trapped in plastic! Of course, upon being released from his packaging, John Cena began screaming his own name. While this confused and bewildered NJB, he still wanted to help.
As you can see, John Cena’s action figure wasn’t having any of this and he took NJB down with a clothesline move. That’ll teach Naked Justin Bieber to leave well enough alone. Merry Christmas, Everyone!
When Naked Justin Bieber decides to help with a project, he really throws himself into the job. When I told him he could help with this year’s gift wrapping, NJB totally got into the spirit of things. There was a little bit of jealousy felt from a nearby watching entity, but she calmed down once NJB let her have the bow from the top of his head. For a minute there, we had a sticky situation.
My phone had disappeared, which is rare. Of course since I have Tile it’s easy for me to locate it… which I did. Naked Justin Bieber is so quiet, even when catching a Sandslash (with a decent CP in my opinion.) I found him in the living room playing Pokémon Go on my phone.
Of course, when I told him how impressed I was with the Sandslash, he demonstrated what a great pet it would be and asked, “Can we please keep it?”
Um… no… no we cannot.
It’s no wonder Naked Justin Bieber doesn’t have any pets to call his own. Here we see our clothesless boy trying to set a cat trap. Seriously, NJB, while cats do like enclosed spaces, the chance of luring them into a trap with those particular treats may not be your best bet. Although, I’m sure there is always the exception. Also, what would you do with her once you caught her? Well, as with most cats, she’s undecided… in or out, cat? Make your move!
In Arizona all of the Paradise Bakeries have been renamed to Panera Bread just like they’ve always been in California. Today we decided to grab some brunch, but afterward, who could possibly resist a delicious frosted sugar cookie with some hot cocoa. Well, I know one person who could not resist… Naked Justin Bieber had to omnomnom a tasty mitten shaped and frosted cookie… Oh, hey there, NJB, you have a little schmutz right there on your cheek.