Naked Justin Bieber Gets Lit

Did you get a drunk text last night? Naked Justin Bieber was out having a chardonnay… or three. He lost count and passed out before he could even post a photo, so here he is a day late and, as you can see, someone captured a moment of his intoxication. Yes, NJB was dancing on the bar with wine glass in hand, that little scamp.

Rumor has it, he texted Skipper, the Snow White action figure, and one of the Bratz dolls somewhere around 2am. Tsk tsk, NJB. You should know better than to drink and dial!

Reminiscing with Naked Justin Bieber in an Elevator

Naked Justin Bieber takes looks back to January of 2016 when he joined many of the cast of Star Trek on a cruise to the Bahamas. The turbolifts were part of the amazing decor included on board. NJB is checking out one of the elevators… Uh I mean turbolifts in this fun photo from aboard the ship.

Naked Justin Bieber Needs to Warm Up

After chilling out yesterday, Naked Justin Bieber found himself needing to snuggle up with an NJB-sized furry blanket. He found himself a warm toaster near the party cups. You never know when you might need a hot toddy and toast during the cool winter months after all.


Naked Justin Bieber Chills Out with Science!


Naked Justin Bieber had the exciting opportunity to stop in to a local Sub Zero Ice Cream Shop! This isn’t just plain old ice cream… nope, this is science in the form of using liquid nitrogen to make ice cream while you wait and watch. It’s all kinds of fun and a great way for NJB to chill out this holiday season.

NJB had banana custard ice cream with peanut butter cups.
What flavor would you choose?

Naked Justin Bieber Poppin’ Tags…

No shame in doing your holiday shopping where most things are 99 cents according to Naked Justin Bieber. You’ll find him poppin’ tags wherever the Christmas Spirit takes him. He’s not scared to really get caught up in his holiday shopping either. Hope you’re having a ball this Christmas, you know NJB certainly is…

Are Ukulele Ready for another Naked Justin Bieber Christmas?

Merry Christmas!

It’s that time of year you’ve all been waiting for! Naked Justin Bieber has returned to wish you all a very happy holiday season. He’s been plucking out some Christmas tunes on this Rick & Morty/Gravity Falls adorned ukulele. We heard him playing such fabulous tunes as “Deck the Halls (with my pants)” and “The Little (fully clothed) Drummer Boy.”
How are you getting your holiday season started? NJB can’t wait to spend this December with you!

Naked Justin Bieber Meets the Chancellor of the Klingon High Council

It was a good day to die drink! Naked Justin Bieber attended the Klingon Pub Crawl during the Star Trek Cruise. The pub crawl was three bars in an hour with drinks overflowing for twenty minutes at each location. After the twenty minutes was up, the crawl would meander in a large group to the next location whilst greeting all we passed with a good and hearty “Qapla‘!”
Chancellor Gowron, son of M’Rel, upon meeting NJB quite loudly announced to all in the room, “I LOVE YOUR WEIRD DOLL!”

A moment in time to be cherished forever more.

"I love your weird doll!"
“I love your weird doll!”

Naked Justin Bieber Vs. the Claw

Our first stop on our amazing vacation with Naked Justin Bieber was Miami, Florida. We met up with some friends, had some coffee, and took in the local sites. This particular claw machine was located at The Alchemist, a restaurant in Wilton Manors, Florida. NJB insisted that he could “catch em’ all” and I’m pretty sure all he “caught” was a sore wrist. 

Naked Justin Bieber Goes on Vacation

It’s a brand new year! Happy 2017 from Naked Justin Bieber! He has a fun year planned for you ahead, but wants you to know that he’s been sorting through all the photos he posed for while on the vacation of a lifetime. Over the next few weeks, you’ll see some of the fantastic places NJB visited and get to meet a few friends he made along the way. Here’s NJB watching out the window of a Boeing 737 waiting for take-off. Miami, Florida didn’t know what they were in for!

Naked Justin Bieber wants to be a Gryffindor

What do you do when a dementor tries to steal your coffee? You point your wand and shout “Espresso Patronum!” obviously! Naked Justin Bieber saw this sign at the local Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf and it prompted his sudden and inevitable desire to enroll at Hogwarts. Having no knowledge of the location of the famous school of witchcraft and wizardry, NJB wandered around the mall until he saw what appeared to be many Hogwarts students through the window at Hot Topic. He leapt into the pack begging them to tell him how to enroll, but they were all very stuffy and ignored him completely. Poor NJB. He’ll have to find another way to get into Hogwarts.