Naked Justin Bieber was out strolling through the town when he came across these colorful Christmas balls. He knew that his NJB followers would love to see him enjoying the Christmas Spirit so here he is atop some lovely Christmas balls!
Oh. My. Gosh! Naked Justin Bieber is super excited for Toy Story 4. He nearly jumped out of the car to rent the movie when he saw it available at Redbox. NJB loves the Pixar films, especially the shorts. His favorite is Day and Night. I bet that’s because they also don’t wear clothes.
Baby, it’s cold outside, but Naked Justin Bieber doesn’t seem to notice. Gotta pick up a few things at the grocery store, NJB? Guess that’ll have to wait til you cover up. Maybe NJB should start investing in that curbside pickup all the grocery stores have now. Either that, or he can just continue keeping the firewood warm.
Taking Naked Justin Bieber out on the town for great photo ops requires a dependable vehicle. When the s̶l̶e̶i̶g̶h̶… car started making some weird noises, NJB took it to his favorite mechanic who was kind enough to let NJB under the hood to help with repairs. Now that the car is running better, he’s in the garage looking for the annual car-antlers to make traveling more festive!
Every year, Naked Justin Bieber likes to take a journey to the Tempe Marketplace to see the giant tree. This year, as you can see, he got a bit carried away! “Get me closer to the balls!” he kept insisting. Who am I to ruin someone’s Christmas spirit! You can be one with the balls, NJB… be one with the balls…
Naked Justin Bieber noticed that one of the bulbs was missing from the Christmas lights on the outside of the house, so he climbed up to make repairs. We were all surprised that he noticed the missing bulb. Remember the days when if one light went out they all went out? We thanked NJB for being so proactive in helping fix the missing bulb. Of course he just responded by saying, “I’m always DELIGHTED to help.”
Naked Justin Bieber takes looks back to January of 2016 when he joined many of the cast of Star Trek on a cruise to the Bahamas. The turbolifts were part of the amazing decor included on board. NJB is checking out one of the elevators… Uh I mean turbolifts in this fun photo from aboard the ship.
No shame in doing your holiday shopping where most things are 99 cents according to Naked Justin Bieber. You’ll find him poppin’ tags wherever the Christmas Spirit takes him. He’s not scared to really get caught up in his holiday shopping either. Hope you’re having a ball this Christmas, you know NJB certainly is…
With recent news events, Naked Justin Bieber wants to reassure you that he’s fine and that any photos released by that vindictive Instagram hacker were not related in any way to him. In fact, NJB is here for you. He wants you to let him know your concerns, worries, fears, and also what makes you happy.
“Gosh! Golly! Gee!” he says, “Nobody should have to go through what my predecessor and his ex-girlfriend are going though. I feel totes like they’ve both been seriously violated and I’m not OK with it.”
Our first stop on our amazing vacation with Naked Justin Bieber was Miami, Florida. We met up with some friends, had some coffee, and took in the local sites. This particular claw machine was located at The Alchemist, a restaurant in Wilton Manors, Florida. NJB insisted that he could “catch em’ all” and I’m pretty sure all he “caught” was a sore wrist.