Every year, Naked Justin Bieber likes to take a journey to the Tempe Marketplace to see the giant tree. This year, as you can see, he got a bit carried away! “Get me closer to the balls!” he kept insisting. Who am I to ruin someone’s Christmas spirit! You can be one with the balls, NJB… be one with the balls…
Naked Justin Bieber noticed that one of the bulbs was missing from the Christmas lights on the outside of the house, so he climbed up to make repairs. We were all surprised that he noticed the missing bulb. Remember the days when if one light went out they all went out? We thanked NJB for being so proactive in helping fix the missing bulb. Of course he just responded by saying, “I’m always DELIGHTED to help.”
Naked Justin Bieber takes looks back to January of 2016 when he joined many of the cast of Star Trek on a cruise to the Bahamas. The turbolifts were part of the amazing decor included on board. NJB is checking out one of the elevators… Uh I mean turbolifts in this fun photo from aboard the ship.
No shame in doing your holiday shopping where most things are 99 cents according to Naked Justin Bieber. You’ll find him poppin’ tags wherever the Christmas Spirit takes him. He’s not scared to really get caught up in his holiday shopping either. Hope you’re having a ball this Christmas, you know NJB certainly is… 
With recent news events, Naked Justin Bieber wants to reassure you that he’s fine and that any photos released by that vindictive Instagram hacker were not related in any way to him. In fact, NJB is here for you. He wants you to let him know your concerns, worries, fears, and also what makes you happy.
“Gosh! Golly! Gee!” he says, “Nobody should have to go through what my predecessor and his ex-girlfriend are going though. I feel totes like they’ve both been seriously violated and I’m not OK with it.”
Our first stop on our amazing vacation with Naked Justin Bieber was Miami, Florida. We met up with some friends, had some coffee, and took in the local sites. This particular claw machine was located at The Alchemist, a restaurant in Wilton Manors, Florida. NJB insisted that he could “catch em’ all” and I’m pretty sure all he “caught” was a sore wrist. 
What do you do when a dementor tries to steal your coffee? You point your wand and shout “Espresso Patronum!” obviously! Naked Justin Bieber saw this sign at the local Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf and it prompted his sudden and inevitable desire to enroll at Hogwarts. Having no knowledge of the location of the famous school of witchcraft and wizardry, NJB wandered around the mall until he saw what appeared to be many Hogwarts students through the window at Hot Topic. He leapt into the pack begging them to tell him how to enroll, but they were all very stuffy and ignored him completely. Poor NJB. He’ll have to find another way to get into Hogwarts.
Along with my co-workers, I was invited to a private screening of the new Rogue One movie. Of course Naked Justin Bieber had to tag along. So just know that if you haven’t been out to the theater yet to catch this ZOMGOSHTHISISSOAMAZING of a movie, NJB beat you to it. Is that really how to you want live?
When the front yard is so festive that it even has a dragon living there, you just know Naked Justin Bieber cannot resist the temptation of heading outside for some dragon cuddles. I mean, can you blame him? Found NJB perched atop our new dragon friend, Elliott (of course) going on and on about how the kids won’t share their advent calendar chocolates. Elliott just laughed and laughed and didn’t share his candy cane.
I get that Naked Justin Bieber is totes excited about Christmas, but today I found him hiding out IN THE MAILBOX outside opening my first Christmas card received this year. Seriously, NJB, have some patience. Nothing like opening your mailbox and finding this inside, let me tell ya!
