He's not an Elf on the Shelf
Now that we’re staying home more often, Naked Justin Bieber has really been working on his grilling skills. NJB loves the heat, but sometimes, he feels like maybe he should keep his distance. He loves a nice rare burger right off the grill though! Looks like he’s getting up close and personal with these burgers. I hope they turn out just like he likes them!
How do you like your burger cooked?
Naked Justin Bieber hopes you’re surviving the year. 2020 has been quite a change from what we’re used to. NJB was worried we wouldn’t be able to go out in public for many photos this year, and he’s right. On occasion we will find ourselves out in the world and we’re all sure to mask-up and be considerate of those around us!
For his first trick this year, NJB decided to just go lie outside on the pavement. It’s not Christmassy or exciting, but gosh darnit, people like him.
We look forward to some fun holiday photos over the next few weeks.
If you have a 2020 suggestion for NJB – pop it in the comments. You never know what could happen!
Naked Justin Bieber was out strolling through the town when he came across these colorful Christmas balls. He knew that his NJB followers would love to see him enjoying the Christmas Spirit so here he is atop some lovely Christmas balls!
Merry Christmas to all!
Oh. My. Gosh! Naked Justin Bieber is super excited for Toy Story 4. He nearly jumped out of the car to rent the movie when he saw it available at Redbox. NJB loves the Pixar films, especially the shorts. His favorite is Day and Night. I bet that’s because they also don’t wear clothes.
Baby, it’s cold outside, but Naked Justin Bieber doesn’t seem to notice. Gotta pick up a few things at the grocery store, NJB? Guess that’ll have to wait til you cover up. Maybe NJB should start investing in that curbside pickup all the grocery stores have now. Either that, or he can just continue keeping the firewood warm.
Taking Naked Justin Bieber out on the town for great photo ops requires a dependable vehicle. When the s̶l̶e̶i̶g̶h̶… car started making some weird noises, NJB took it to his favorite mechanic who was kind enough to let NJB under the hood to help with repairs. Now that the car is running better, he’s in the garage looking for the annual car-antlers to make traveling more festive!
Every year, Naked Justin Bieber likes to take a journey to the Tempe Marketplace to see the giant tree. This year, as you can see, he got a bit carried away! “Get me closer to the balls!” he kept insisting. Who am I to ruin someone’s Christmas spirit! You can be one with the balls, NJB… be one with the balls…
Naked Justin Bieber noticed that one of the bulbs was missing from the Christmas lights on the outside of the house, so he climbed up to make repairs. We were all surprised that he noticed the missing bulb. Remember the days when if one light went out they all went out? We thanked NJB for being so proactive in helping fix the missing bulb. Of course he just responded by saying, “I’m always DELIGHTED to help.”
Naked Justin Bieber takes looks back to January of 2016 when he joined many of the cast of Star Trek on a cruise to the Bahamas. The turbolifts were part of the amazing decor included on board. NJB is checking out one of the elevators… Uh I mean turbolifts in this fun photo from aboard the ship.
No shame in doing your holiday shopping where most things are 99 cents according to Naked Justin Bieber. You’ll find him poppin’ tags wherever the Christmas Spirit takes him. He’s not scared to really get caught up in his holiday shopping either. Hope you’re having a ball this Christmas, you know NJB certainly is… 